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Q. Is a watermelon a berry?
Q. What is a writer's nom de plume?
Find out the correct answers Sunday February 20.

People and the names they gave their pets

Robbie Williams: a cat named Our Lady Kid

Madonna: a dog named Pepito

Geri Halliwell: a dog (shih tzu) named Harry

Adam SandlerL a dog (bulldog) named Meatball

Ringo Starr: dogs named Ying and Yang

Brad PittL a dog named Saudi


Q. Where is the hottest spot in California?
A. Death Valley
Q. What is the largest land mammal?
A. The elephant

Quotes & The Joke Of The Day

"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."

---Elayne Boosler

"We did some remodeling, and the workmen had an attitude.  The painter came, and I asked, 'Could you fill in some of these holes before you start, please?'  He said, 'Lady, I don't spackle, I don't sand.  I just paint.'  Then the exterminator came in.  I said, 'Kill the painter.'"

---Rita Rudner

Ed: How is your proofreading job at the history book publishing company?

Tom: Okay.  But I don't see any future in it.


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