Quotes & The Joke Of The Day
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
"We did some remodeling, and the workmen had an attitude. The painter came, and I asked, 'Could you fill in some of these holes before you start, please?' He said, 'Lady, I don't spackle, I don't sand. I just paint.' Then the exterminator came in. I said, 'Kill the painter.'"